@Vendigo Suction Cup Man is coming around, my sucking powers have no bound
Suction cups all red and shit, I'm pretty hot you must admit
Do not test my sucking power, I'll climb your tower in just an hour
You can't kill me I'm way too cool,
I'm smudging up your windows, fool!
Suction Cup Man (Hey thats me!)
His name is Suction Cup Man (Fuck yeah it is!)
Fuck you he's Suction Cup Man (I have my own theme song!)
Fuck yeah lets do another verse!
Fuck your shit, I'm going up
You can't unsuck my suction cups
There's so much stuff I've yet to climb,
So while I rhyme, I climb full-time
Since I'm climbing up so far I'll play a tune on my guitar
I don't climb for girls or money. I climb 'cuz it's fucking funny
Suction Cup Man (It's me again!)
His name is Suction Cup Man (My favorite words are the vulgar ones!)
Fuck you he's Suction Cup Man (Thats the shit I'm talking about!)
Breakdown, mothafucker! Oh Shit!
Climbs the towers for just the thrill
Take it up to the man who has the skills
To piss people off, their anger builds
So they try to stop him, but he's climbing still.
He can take a hit, he can take a blow
But his signs of stopping never show
He'll climb anything he's a pro
As he's shouting look at me go!
His name is
Suction Cup Man
Fuck you he's
His name is Suction Cup Man
Suction Cup Man (One more time baby, oh lord!)
His name is Suction Cup Man
I'm like a superhero but fuckin pointless!
Fuck you he's Suction Cup Man (Just try to get me off your tower!)
FUCK!