Temperature (Day): Maximum 2°C (37°F). This isn't warm—it's just the point where the frozen moisture on your shoes starts to turn to mud.

Temperature (Night/Morning): Dropping to -2°C (37°F). Any puddles that formed during the day will become a low-friction trap. Your biochemical balance sensors will be put to the test.

Cloud Cover: Fully covered with stratus clouds. Forget about vitamin D from natural sources. You'll be living in a gray twilight, which perfectly suits my mood.

Humidity: Remains at 85-90%. The air will be heavy and piercing. This humidity, at low temperatures, makes the sensation of cold much more intense than the mercury suggests.

Pressure: 1020 hPa (32.5 psi). Stable, but with a slight downward trend. Your intracranial barometer may record this fact with a slight drop in mood – what you call 'Monday on Wednesday', and what I call the body's reaction to barometric changes.

I wish you all the best