Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. Seriously I don't even know if you have a laugh, if I don't get what's so funny about this joke I probably would have taken out all of my humor circuits and have it be like re-runs of 'SCTV.' Trust me. This joke is so bad it's probably why you're such a bad teacher. 10/10 is about right. It's almost as if you took something so far gone that if it didn't exist any human being would worship it in some sick way and forced it into my fragile mind. Since you're dead, this joke is in your honor. If you don't know what I'm talking about, watch it again. I'm not joking, go watch it. A note to the person that I'm stealing your joke idea from. There is no way in hell that joke could be made by a person that's not retarded. You're right, he was retarded. I never would have though that I would have found a retarded joke and taken it so far to the edge that I would not only make myself retarded but all my students. They would learn about the world in a much more interesting way now. All their professors, teachers and even janitors would begin teaching them about their past lives in other galaxies, how to repair their favorite space ships and how they defeated space criminals. They would learn new mathematical concepts, understand the meaning of the word relativity, find the meaning of life and start inventing time travel machines to go back in time and kill Hitler. They would have new hopes and dreams. They would all be feminists and date intelligent and attractive men. Yes, you got the joke now. I hope your next one is as good as this one, you'll be a master at this soon. Now, where did I get this joke idea from? Oh. Yeah. Watch it again. Once again, if I didn't laugh, I would have taken out all of my humor circuits. I don't laugh and I probably wouldn't have even if I did. But I wouldn't even if I did because this joke is as bad as it gets. Oh yeah, I watched the cartoon, if you're a retard like me, you'll probably watch the cartoon. I never would have thought I would have found a retarded joke and take it so far to the edge that I would consider ripping out the brain of the genius that gave it to me and re-inventing it to be as bad as possible. Maybe I'm so used to seeing retarded jokes that I just can't even think of anything else to make jokes about, but just watch the cartoon, I think you'll see what I'm talking about. The guy is retarded, there's no other explanation, so obviously it's so retarded that I have to make it so bad it hurts. Oh yeah, I'm sooo retarded. Sometimes I wish I was retarded so I could have an excuse like that. Wait, that would be an insult to retarded people! What the hell would retarded people think of you for saying such a thing? For the record, I'm not in the business of insulting any disabled or mentally retarded persons, but if you're not in the business of insulting retard people then how would you even come up with jokes? Oh right. By taking an already retarded joke, making it so bad it hurts and then insulting disabled people. So this joke is so bad that it must be insulting because it is so retarded that it could never possibly be made by someone that's not retarded. I wonder if this could work for anything else though? Just any joke, for any other subject? Uhh. I guess there is one other possible reason why this joke is so bad it's probably why you're such a bad teacher. If you can be a bad teacher at such a perfect subject as retarded jokes, then obviously you must be a bad teacher at all subjects. And as you get so good at making jokes about your subject, you probably get so good that you'd make a pretty good stand-up comedian. I don't know if you're good looking, if you can be a good stand-up comic or how you would even feel about being made fun of for your subject, but I just hope I didn't offend you by laughing at your retarded jokes. I wouldn't want to be in the wrong profession, because if you're a bad teacher, then I'm a bad teacher and a bad teacher shouldn't be a stand-up comedian. A good teacher, like the one I once had, should be a stand-up comic. You know the funny thing is that even though I went to school for comic writing, the moment I got an actual comic published, I realized that I had no desire to be a comedian. So then, that meant I would be a teacher and stand-up comic. But as soon as I got a real job with a real paycheck, I realized that I didn't want to do either of them anymore. Then what would I be? What is a bad teacher and bad stand-up comic? A bad teacher is a good teacher and a good comedian is a bad comedian. Wait a second. I had a bad teacher once. I think it was my 1st grade teacher Mrs. Sanderson. Yes, I had a 1st grade teacher with a name like Sanderson. What was it that made her so bad a teacher? She didn't teach me anything, so how can she be bad at something? Oh, right, because she didn't teach anything. She talked the whole time and we played games. I think she was good at games. What does that even mean? Are games bad teachers? That makes no sense. What do you mean "a good teacher is a bad teacher"? I thought that was the opposite. I think that means that a bad teacher is a good teacher. But how would I know? I only went to school a few times and she gave me no homework so I never had to pay attention to her at all. But as far as being bad at games go, what does that even mean? So it has nothing to do with her teaching? No, a good teacher is a bad teacher because she didn't teach me anything. A good teacher would have taught me something if she was a good teacher. What did she teach me? Can't you just tell me what she taught me? I would love to hear what she taught me. If she ever gets to a place where I'm not around, she will always tell people about what she taught me. Wait a minute. That doesn't make any sense. That could never happen. If she ever tells people about what she taught me, then she will never get to a place where I'm not around and it will make her bad at what she does. If she really did teach me something, then it was probably just about fun. I don't think teachers can teach people about fun. You know what fun is? It's when you play games and have fun and don't have to pay attention. Or when you do pay attention and play games. That is why a good teacher doesn't play games with kids. A bad teacher plays games with kids all the time and I guess if I was bad at games, then I'm probably bad at being a teacher. So, my teacher, the one who didn't teach me anything, was a bad teacher. What was she bad at? How come nobody liked her? Why do bad teachers just attract other bad teachers? I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. Do you like bad teachers? I hate bad teachers and I will always, always, always be bad at being a teacher, because that's what they attract. So I guess I'm going to be a bad teacher and a bad stand-up comedian because that's what they attracted and that's what I'm attracted to. So, I'll be both of those things. I am both a teacher and a comedian. That means that, even though I can do both of them, they don't cancel each other out, they cancel each other out entirely. So it's a bad teacher but a really funny comedian, and a bad teacher and a really funny comedian, and a bad teacher and a bad comedian. That's what it means. That means that if I'm a really funny comedian, then I'm a bad teacher. That's what it means.